Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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