i was born a porn star she said
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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