I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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