Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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