Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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