There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
