Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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