My room smells like vodka and shame
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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