So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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