doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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