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I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.

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(217): I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello. http://tfl.nu/7dqs

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i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty

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(402): i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty http://tfl.nu/i6m7

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Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"

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Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.

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(630): Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that" (1-630): Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere. http://tfl.nu/8i7j

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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?

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yes... and buy you lunch

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(216): wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer? (330): yes... and buy you lunch http://tfl.nu/rnfb

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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila

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(805): i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila http://tfl.nu/c3w5

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(304): View more from West Virginia

just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.

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(304): just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement. http://tfl.nu/6va8

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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?

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(419): This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream? http://tfl.nu/farl

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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.

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(202): I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her. http://tfl.nu/d96s

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(312): View more from Illinois

My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.

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(312): My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug. http://tfl.nu/uu90

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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.

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(606): I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm. http://tfl.nu/129h

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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces

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(443): And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces http://tfl.nu/q5gv

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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.

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(614): My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet. http://tfl.nu/omff

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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend

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You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.

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(443): you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend (703): You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence. http://tfl.nu/no32

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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.

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(618): His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark. http://tfl.nu/bjsg

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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.

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(630): I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks. http://tfl.nu/bpzl

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