they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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