i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I wish I only lived at night.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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