lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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