Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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