i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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