brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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