they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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