My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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