Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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