You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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