Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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