Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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