tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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