Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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