everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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