I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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