There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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