did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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