Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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