We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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