We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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