Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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