I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Text me some of your sweat
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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