Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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