would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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