Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
please come you make the beer taste better
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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