I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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