I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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