I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I can't turn off my feet"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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