This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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