she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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