If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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