do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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