i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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