Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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