I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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