well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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