I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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