Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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