I feel like abortions should bother me more
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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