I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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