Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
