Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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